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Our PR firm has advised us that Earthlings find our abductions inconvenient, disruptive and time-consuming. We will therefore be continuing the program on a strictly volunteer basis from this point on.

If you're interested in becoming a volunteer subject, please register using the form below.

We look forward to probing you. Our goal is your 100% satisfaction!

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* Due to new alien abduction by-laws, you must be 18 (earth years) or older to be considered for abduction.

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