alien abduction tshirts
So, after a few sessions of hypnotherapy, you've uncovered some deeply repressed memories of your abduction experience. Don't be ashamed. Let the world know you've been analyzed, probed and implanted!
Abductees come in the following styles: "brain implant", "taken man", "no anal probing allowed", "get probed", "if you can read this...", "black abductee logo", "blue abductee logo", "running farmer", and "abducted farmer". All are guaranteed show-stoppers at MUFON meetings.
Nuff said. The shirts are 100% cotton, beefy-ts, unless we tell you otherwise. Durable enough to look good, abduction after abduction.
Alien Brain Implant
Brain Implant
Nothing says, "I've been abducted by aliens" quite like the old metal implant in the cranium. Amaze your friends and family.
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Taken by Aliens : T-shirts, Gifts and Clothing
Taken Man
What could be worse than being taken by aliens? How about not having a cool "Taken Man" t-shirts or accessorie to show for it. Buy one today and let the world know you can survive anything.
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Anal Probing : T-shirts, Gifts and Clothing
No Anal Probing Allowed
When you get abducted by aliens they beam you onto their ship, pump you full of drugs, strap you to a table, flip you over and then, well, let's just say you really need to have one of these items and leave it at that.
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Get Probed!
Tired of being abducted against your will? Being a lab rat for extraterrestrial research? Frustrated with no one believing your stories of physical and mental alien abuse? Well, here's your chance to tell everyone exactly what you think -- GET PROBED!
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If You're Close Enough To Read This ...
Too much curiosity can be a very bad thing. VERY BAD! Get too close and you may just find yourself whisked away to some distant galaxy where anal probes are the social handshake. Ouch!
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Alien Abductee Logo : T-shirts, Gifts and Clothing
Black and Red Abductee Logo
What could be worse than being abducted by aliens? How about not having one of these cool alien abductee t-shirts to show for it. Buy one today and let the world know you can survive anything.
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Blue and Orange Abductee Logo
Original alien abductee logo t-shirts from alien-technology. 100% alien tshirts — durable enough to look good, abduction after abduction.
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It's always the farmer that gets taken by aliens. These items are dedicated to them.
Farmers Abducted by Aliens
Running Farmer
You never know when a UFO might wisk you away at a moment's notice. So be prepared with alien-technology Running Farmer t-shirts and accessories. They're durable to last abduction after abduction.
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Abducted Farmer
You never know when you'll be TAKEN by aliens. So be prepared with alien-technology abducted farmer t-shirts and accessories. They're durable to last abduction after abduction.
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