alien
What are aliens doing with all those abductees? Experimental mind control? DNA re-sequencing? Well, one thing is for sure, no one ever gets it right the first time -- including aliens. And sometimes? things can go horribly wrong.
Merchandise from the alien lab(tm) features the following experiments: Two-headed Cow, Fish with Foot, Barking Kitty, Baby Lab Experiment, and Customized Experiments which can be personalized with your own photo.
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Experiment #146 : Two-Headed Cow
Cattle mutilation experiment
We've all heard the saying, "two heads are better than one" but his is going a bit too far. Twice the feed, half the beef. What were they thinking?
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Experiment #243 : DNA Altered Fish with Foot
Look. It was bad enough we couldn't go near the water for two years after "Jaws" came out. Now this? We're buying a boat.
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Experiment #014 : Barking Kitty
Is this a good thing, or a bad thing? We're still not sure. Either way, it's definitely weird.
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Experiemnts Conducted by Babies
As a parent, you know how it is. No matter what you do, more food ends up ON them, instead of IN them. If it isn't food... It's something else: druel, spit, mush... lord knows what? But it's there and it looks like an alien lab experiment gone bad.
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Make your own alien experiment
Now that you're into the "Mad Alien Scientist" groove - keep going. Conduct your own alien lab experiments by providing personalized photographs of yourself - or someone else. They make great gifts.
