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The truth is out there. But the political alien t-shirts are in here.

alien politics : political t-shirt

Free to speak their collective mind, no one is safe from the sharp, politically-incorrect-and-proud-of-it rants of an alien with an agenda. It's like crossing Dennis Miller with the Tasmanian devil—absolutely no mercy. The universe is their soapbox and they're not afraid of letting everyone know just how they feel. So if you disagree or just don't like what is happening in the world around you, feel free to grab some poster board, open a multi-colored sharpie and chain yourself to a tree.

Or you could just choose to buy one of these cool alien politics products. After all, it is a free universe, right?

Anti War Slogans

Make Aliens, Not War

Make Aliens, Not War

Face it, you're a lover not a fighter. You believe war is bad and that peace can overcome all. So don't just sit there, stand by your convictions. Exercise your right to free speech by yelling it from the highest rooftops, "Make Aliens Not War!" -- "Make Aliens Not War!"

If that doesn't work, hug a tree or chain yourself to the Whitehouse gate (if you can get that close).

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Illegal Aliens? Aren't We All?

Registered Alien

Registered Alien

Just because they're from another universe doesn't mean they're not legal. Remember, earth is just one huge melting pot. "Bring us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses, and your green little aliens"

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Aliens Fighting the War on Terrorism

Patriot Missle

Alien Patriot Missle

The best defense against tyranny is freedom. Freedom of speech, freedom of religion and freedom to display your patriotism with these unique products featuring an Alien-American riding a patriot missile against the evil regime of Saddam Hussein.

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Dr. Alien Strangelove

Dr. Alien Strangelove

Dr. Alien Strangelove or: How I learned To Stop Worrying and Nuke Saddam.

The 1964 movie "Dr. Strangeloveor: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" by Stanley Kubrick is a timeless classic and the inspiration behind this parody design. If you loved the movie, you?ll love these products.

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Baghdad Or Bust

Baghdad Or Bust

If you think trying to stop an alien abduction is tuff, just try and stop the coalition of aliens from reaching Baghdad. Ain't gonna happen.

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Goodbye Saddam Hussein

Here's a little riddle for Saddam Hussein:

Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Laser guided missile. Laser guided missile who?
Goodbye!

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