Billybob : Alien Abduction Survivor
I was sittin in ma trailer one nite watchin wrastlin’ on the TV set when out come them green fellers. Grabbed ma pump-action 12-gauge but it wuz too late, they zapped me wit one o them there blue-ray thangies. Ouch. Hurt like a coondog gnawin on mah britches. Next thing I know it’s 24 hours later and wrastlin’ is on again. Really like that there Undertaker feller, he could woop them aliens I betcha.