Do you actually think we’d publish a newsletter to let you… earthlings… know where we’ll be next, who we’re abducting, or where the next crop circle is going to pop up? Where would the fun be in that?
But each issue of the Extra!Extra!terrestrial™ newsletter will contain many other cool alien facts, information, and tidbits.
The Extra!Extra!terrestrial newsletter will include stuff like;
- Alien Abduction Techniques
- Alien Recipes
— Favorites like “100 ways to prepare cow lips.” - Extraterrestrial Navigational Tips
- Mind Control
— “How to make friends and influence politicians” - Latest Crop Circles Sightings and Cutting Edge Designs
- Long Distance Travel Tips
- Non-verbal Communication
- Special offers on new products and designs only available to subscribers
- Limited Edition Designs
- And much, much more.
Don’t miss a thing! If you’d like to join our mailing list, please fill out the form below. And no worries, the newsletter is straightforward so no need to worry about needing a PDF to excel converter or any formatting issues. Otherwise, if you really want to know the inside scoop on alien happenings, you’ll just have to spend your nights hanging out in some empty corn field like every other farmer. Sheesh!
Your privacy is important to us. (not really)
All information is kept strictly confidential (who are we kidding here?). We will not share your information with any third parties (ba-hahahaha!) nor will we sell your email address (for less than $5) to anyone.
