ask the alien a question

Your questions about aliens, UFO’s, extraterrestrial beings, area 51, alien abduction, and crop circles can be answered here. Just Ask the Alien™.

We prefer to respond through email instead of live answering service due to the volume of calls we’d experience and also the fact that we prefer researching some of the questions.

With great coaxing, bribing and a lot of alien butt kissing (extremely difficult given they don’t have one), we are now proud to announce the intergalactic debut of “Ask the Alien“.

If you have a question regarding aliens, extraterrestrials, UFOs, alien abductions, crop circles or anything else to do with these little green dudes, here’s your chance to have it answered.

Simply enter your question into the provided box and hit “SUBMIT” and our alien representative will answer it in the order in which it was received. Unless, of course, it was just way too ignorant to even consider.

To avoid asking questions that have already been answered, please refer to our Ask the Alien FAQ page

Special Site Administrator Message:
If you are looking for a specific answer, make sure your question is VERY specific. We can’t emphasize this enough. Details matter! Any misspellings, poor punctuation or grammatical errors will effect the answers given by our alien representative. For your security and privacy purposes, we will not post your last name (if given) and email address. All submissions become property of and deemed for publication without compensation.

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The universe is filled with an unyielding amount of secrets and mysteries beyond comprehension. Yet an overwhelming number of earthlings are overly infatuated with the subject of anal probing and are unable to pose questions about anything else. Therefore, our Ask The Alien representative has become disenchanted and will no longer answer questions regarding this subject.