Make aliens. Not war! That’s the Zen slogan of the Groovy Grey — the totally righteous, alien cult from the outer regions of our galaxy.
Their products are designed to inspire peace, love, and tranquility in everyone that wears them. So drop a schilling into the hat to help support the cause and they’ll do their part to keep those pesky Hari Krishna’s away from the airport—wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.
Groovy Grey comes in the following styles: Alien Love Child, Keep on Abductin’, and Make Aliens Not War. All are guaranteed show-stoppers at MUFON meetings.
Besides, nothing is more hip than an alien flashback to the late 60’s. Your friends will think you’re righteous.