alien abduction request

Volunteer to be abducted!

Our PR firm has advised us that Earthlings find our abductions inconvenient, disruptive and time-consuming. We will therefore be continuing the program on a strictly volunteer basis from this point on.

If you’re interested in becoming a volunteer subject, please register using the form below.

We look forward to probing you. Our goal is your 100% satisfaction!

If you’ve had a prior experience with being abducted by aliens, we want to hear your story. Report your alien abduction story

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Abductee Contact Information

Name*

First Last

Age

* Due to new alien abduction by-laws, you must be 18 (earth years) or older to be considered for abduction.

Gender*

Please identify your Pronouns

Email*

For your security and privacy, we will not post your last name or email address.

Rendevous Location

Latitude (if known)

Longitude (if known):

Abduction location

City State / Province / Region Country

Abduction Preferences

Duration*

How long do you want to be abducted for? Not that you really have a say in the matter, but we want you to feel empowered (sucker!)

Procedures*

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Abductee Contact Information

Rendevous Location

Abduction Preferences

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