alien abduction request

Volunteer to be abducted!

Our PR firm has advised us that Earthlings find our abductions inconvenient, disruptive and time-consuming. We will therefore be continuing the program on a strictly volunteer basis from this point on.

If you’re interested in becoming a volunteer subject, please register using the form below.

We look forward to probing you. Our goal is your 100% satisfaction!

If you’ve had a prior experience with being abducted by aliens, we want to hear your story. Report your alien abduction story


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Abductee Contact Information

* Due to new alien abduction by-laws, you must be 18 (earth years) or older to be considered for abduction.
Please identify your Pronouns
For your security and privacy, we will not post your last name or email address.

Rendevous Location

Abduction location

Abduction Preferences

How long do you want to be abducted for? Not that you really have a say in the matter, but we want you to feel empowered (sucker!)