alien abduction request

Volunteer to be abducted!

Our PR firm has advised us that Earthlings find our abductions inconvenient, disruptive and time-consuming. We will therefore be continuing the program on a strictly volunteer basis from this point on.

If you’re interested in becoming a volunteer subject, please register using the form below.

We look forward to probing you. Our goal is your 100% satisfaction!

If you've had a prior experience with being abducted by aliens, we want to hear your story. Report your alien abduction story

Abductee Contact Information
Name*
First Last
Age
* Due to new alien abduction by-laws, you must be 18 (earth years) or older to be considered for abduction.
Gender*
Email*
For your security and privacy, we will not post your last name or email address.
Rendevous Location
Latitude (if known)
Longitude (if known):
Abduction location
City State / Province / Region Country
Abduction Preferences
Duration*
How long do you want to be abducted for? Not that you really have a say in the matter, but we want you to feel empowered (sucker!)
Procedures*
- Alien Impregnation
- DNA Resequencing
- Injections
- Implants (Brain or otherwise)
- Probing
- Prodding
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