ALL ALIEN TRUCKERS MUST EXIT NOW !
Breaker, breaker, good buddy. All alien truckers must exit now for the alien space scales.
The last thing you need when you’re cruising through the universe at light speed is to be stopped by some intergalactic, alien rent-a-cop looking to shut you down for being over the anti-gravity weight limit. So get your space rig weighed and the alien bear won’t have to haul your sorry trucker butt into the ten-by.
Once you’ve got your load workin right and cleared the space weigh station, grab some jerky, a case of Dr. Pepper and blast off for your destination planet. Because the last thing you need when you’re cruising through the universe at light-speed is to be stopped by some intergalactic, alien rent-a-cop looking to shut you down for being over the anti-gravity weight limit.
