Bob : Alien Abduction Survivor

September 27, 1997
01, AM
Sydney, Australia

I stepped into my backyard late at night and an alien spacecraft hovered above me. IT LOOKED NEATO!!!!! I dashed into my house to grab my anti-alien weapon i had constructed, but it sent an invisible beam over me and pulled me into the interior of the extraterrestrial vessel. The aliens decided that I was the perfect specimen for their experiment as I portrayed the typical earthling. The aliens probed me and I was in an extremely uncomfortable state. The aliens were really wasteoid, and they resembled the alpha centurions from my favorite show (Starfire SG4). They then drugged me and when I awoke, I was in my bed and the aliens wiped out all the probe marks from my body.