Joshua : Alien Abduction Survivor

January 31, 2002
Carol Stream, IL

Well, it happens every year on my birthday. I will be sitting in my bed and all of the sudden I’m looking at these big black eyes. You are always pretty nice and all, never prodding to hard,always asking if I’m thirsty, never being to ruff with the strapping down to tables, and always good about leaving me naked in a field on a warm day.

But by the time you guys get me back to earth, I’ve missed all my fave TV. shows. I’m asking for it again this year cuz i will be 21 years old, and that would be much better then hittin the bars that night. thanx.