Alien Abduction

So, after a few sessions of hypnotherapy, you’ve uncovered some deeply repressed memories of your abduction experience. Don’t be ashamed. Let the world know you’ve been analyzed, probed and implanted!

Abductees come in the following styles: “brain implant”, “taken man”, “no anal probing allowed”, “get probed”, “if you can read this…”, “black abductee logo”, “blue abductee logo”, “running farmer”, and “abducted farmer”. All are guaranteed show-stoppers at MUFON meetings.

Nuff said. The shirts are 100% cotton, beefy-ts, unless we tell you otherwise. Durable enough to look good, abduction after abduction.