Keep On Abductin’

Poking, proding, unthinkable tests. That’s what “They” say. You know, those from the “They Institute”. Well, don’t believe everything you hear. This little green alien dude is only out to have some fun cruising the universe. And if he so happens to come across, let’s say, a “willing” participant, then he’s more than happy to take them along for the ride. Just remember, “Uranium, Cow Lips, or Astronomical Charts… Nobody rides for free.”